According to information derived from a feature article in the Dallas Observer, former adult video performer JORDAN LEE has the potential to be in a Ripleys record book. The article states that she made withdrawals of 45K from ATM machines. Considering that most ATM machines have a daily limit for withdrawals of $200-$300...just how many accounts does she have in order to get 45K using $200-$300 withdrawals per day per account as an average? ALSO: Jordan Lee's current name is Gloria Fish (no relation to Paul) and over the years has also called herself Gloria Phyllis Samantha Jordan Grimes James Gardner Garofalo Kastler Lee Fish.

RON JEREMY was pulled out of the ground on February 2, 1999 to see if he cast a shadow.

Big bucks are being offered for HOUSTON'S elusive and infamous video which is called The Shower Tape. It seems that, while in Florida during a convention, HOUSTON was awarded for her "...late night nude singing in the shower" with a shower of freezing ice (from a big hotel ice bucket) tossed by either an apparently NOT tone-deaf SCOTTY SCHWARTZ or ANNA MALLE. Captured on video, this underground tape has become a classic and is much sought after by collectors. Only 3 copies are known to exist and HOUSTON will kick-ass if any more surface.

One of SEYMORE BUTTS' first on-screen appearances was as a character wearing outrageous gold Turkish pants in BUTTMAN'S ULTIMATE WORKOUT. His character's name in that legendary video was BUBBA BRANDO. Is it true that a new video called THE TUSHI GIRLS DO BUBBA BRANDO UP THE WAZOO is in the works?

When MARILYN CHAMBERS was inducted and immortalized in cement as one of the Legends of Erotica at Showgirl Video in Las Vegas a few years back, she also buried a box of Ivory Snow in the cement. The box contained a copy of her Behind the Green Door video. She left strict orders that the cement should act as a type of time capsule to be opened 100 years after the anniversary of BTGD or when she got back into the biz or whichever came first.

Regan Senter has adopted a vow of celibacy and no longer conducts his business in a hands-on manner by personally participating in making "audition tapes" in order to determine the abilities of aspiring, naive young video models. Also, two feet of snow fell overnight on the runways of McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas.

Overheard last year in the cab line following the AVN AWARDS: "Everyone is all dressed up. What show did you go to see?" The reply: "The AVN show." From someone a few feet away in the cab line: "Oh. I didn't know that bottled water companies had their own Vegas show!"

Bill Margold's spacious cat-infested apartment was recently robbed. Anyone seen in the possession of 1,247 stuffed Teddy Bears, twelve curly black pubic hairs (personally snipped from Uschi Digard in 1972) tied tightly together with a sticky yellow ribbon, and an autographed photo of Viper (without tattoos!) should be reported to the Psychiatric Division of the West Hollywood P.D.

The Houston 500 may be over, but plans are already in the works for a sequel. Potential participants may register in advance. This time she wants to increase the number of people in the video by utilizing all of her body rather than just the usual orifices. With this in mind, tentative plans call for the registration phone number (for prospective participants) to be 1-10-10-PIT-STOP.

Did some big guy (using Free Speech as an excuse) really wear a life-sized bear suit and try to be a part of the recently-taped Christi Lake's All-Girl Gang Bang (soon to be released by VCA Explicit) which stars the female-only talents of (among others) Johnni Black, Chloe, Fiero, Caroline Pierce, Randi Storm, Jill Kelly, and (naturally!) Christi Lake? And did he get caught?

There may be trouble down on the farm and Inari Vachs will not be pleased! In a recent video release by the fine folks at Video Team (No Man's Land 24) Inari's last name was misspelled as VACHE which is French for... cow! Oops!

Speaking of mistakes, Patrick Riley's book titled The X-rated Videotape Star Index II (from Prometheus Books) has managed to thrill and displease X-Superstarlet MISSY at the same time. The book only has a few photos, and one of them is a dynamite shot of Missy from the film SATYR. Unfortunately, the photo credit photo which appears under the photo (across from page #401 in the book) reads: Missy (FATYR) instead of Missy (SATYR). Sorry, but Missy has no plans in the near future to be a spokesmodel for Slim-Fast, Mr. Riley! She looks fine!

Mike South, who many people know has a strong computer background, was recently contacted by HOME DEPOT for possible computer consultation work. South is considering their offer because, if he worked for them, he would "...never be at a loss for WOOD".

ED POWERS was recently surprised and a bit embarrassed when he went to a Lap Dance club in Tampa. He walked in and, before he could grab a a seat, a voice from across the club yelled out real loud so everyone in the place could hear: "Hey! That's the guy I did my first anal with!". Turns out it was Kandi Kreme, a girl he pegged up the rear during a VSDA convention a couple of years back, who now house dances at this club.

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